Perfectly fine. Absolutely thriving. Please ignore the coffin.
The Never Better™ Skeleton Humor Unisex T-Shirt features a laid-back skeleton lounging in a wooden coffin beneath the phrase “Never Better.” With its vintage-inspired artwork, dark humor, and slightly macabre charm, this graphic tee is made for anyone whose sense of humor lives somewhere between deadpan and dead.
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001, it offers a soft, lightweight feel with a modern unisex retail fit that works for everyday wear, concerts, casual outings, or whenever your wardrobe needs a little existential seasoning.
Product details:
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey short sleeve tee
- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Retail fit
- Classic crew neckline
- Ribbed knit collar
- Tapered shoulders
- Dual side seams for shape retention
- Tear-away label
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Fabric composition varies by color
- Manufactured under Fair Labor Association and WRAP-certified standards
Size Chart:
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
